From: g87
Sent: Wednesday, April 08, 2015 11:32 AM
Subject: Re: TOILET TAX IN HUNGARY.......MY dear Prime Minister
Orban, Manager Mc Donalds Hungary
http://socialistdystopia.blogspot.com.au/2015/04/to-pm-hungary-deregulation-of-toilets.htmlFrom: g87
Sent: Wednesday, April 08, 2015 11:27 AM
Subject: TOILET TAX IN HUNGARY.......MY dear Prime Minister Orban,
Manager Mc Donalds Hungary
My Dear Prime Minister Orban
SEE EARLIER CORRESPONDENCES BELOW
I have worked it out!
Why do you not deregulate the toilet market? Seeing that it is one of the
major earners of your government’s income?
You would be guaranteed of the GREY VOTE: and if you gave those born in
Hungary the vote - I would vote for your new DEREGULATION OF TOILETS
PARTY!
The idea came to me in a strange recollection / resurrection of my
experience on Margit KORUT last year in July.
I needed to go urgently. Went into a restaurant – and asked whether the
toilet could be used.
The unkind fellow asked me what I wanted to drink! BLACKMAIL!
Do you see the nefarious artifice?
The outrageous blackmail was bad enough; but I was harrassed into a
repeatable infinitum – need of the little room!
Having refused this outrageous chimera – he told me it was upstairs; why
are toilets upstairs in BP? To increase the desperation?
At any rate I refused to spend.
So this outrage put the lights off on me. He is lucky that I took the
trouble to leave the toilet in a good condition in spite of too much unnecessary
chaos.
Here it is PM ORBAN: I will support your DEREGULATED TOILET CHARGE PARTY if
you promise that negotiations for the facility can be post – facto – with your
party being the final arbiter.
A needs and means policy is best. NON?
I wish you well.
This email will be on my blog to elicit private commentary.
Regards
Geoff Seidner
13 Alston Gr East St Kilda 3183
03 9525 9299
From: g87
Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2014 4:49 PM
Subject: MY dear Prime Minister Orban, Manager Mc Donalds
Hungary
MY dear Prime Minister Orban and McDonalds Hungary
We have just
returned from a 6 week overseas trip to Europe and
Israel.
First return since the revolution of 1956: Sorry we
left without the usual formalities.
I managed to get into the wars with your ubiquituous
TOILET TAX – it is everywhere.
Charges vary from EU1 down to nearly
$1!
Upon our arrival by train from Austria I needed to ‘go’
– and was trying to gain entry to the little room – and was physically
manhandled by the female which in charge of the MENS!
I complained to no avail to the pair of policemen –
that I had no local currency [we were picked up by a relative] – but the young
copper ventured the idea that this remnant of femalehood could shoot me! *****
The police person contemplated this scenario without
concern – though he complemented my older person’s mastery of Hungarian after
these years.
I asked whether she was armed – got the negative.
Really!
Pathetic way to introduce me to my place of birth after
these 5 and .6 decades!
Now I ask you questions.
- What if I start another revolution / new party demanding repeal of the toilet. tax? THE TOILET TEA PARTY WE WILL CALL IT!? Would you send the NKVD to get me?
- How many billions do you raise from this enequity? Will you allow my incipient party to share the tax?
- Is it not time you came clean with MACDONALDS in admitting that the TOILET TAX should be openly added to the BIG MAC BURGER’S PRICE? It is an international commodity, you know!
- DO YOU REALIZE THAT MACDONALDS – at the same RAILWAY STATION – is complicit in this fraud in charging the TOILET TAX?
- I will write to HUNGARIAN MACDONALDS AND GET THEM TO ADMIT THIS ANOMALY!
- I hope you develop the appropriate tools – political and otherwise – to deal with the NAZIS. I found no direct or indirect trace of them amongst the delightful Magyars on your streets of Budapest
****I think the date was July 4... my entry to
BUDAPEST
Regards
Geoff Seidner
13 Alston Gr
Melbourne
East St Kilda 3183
Australia
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