PULP PARTY created by Geoff Seidner
Purged Labor Party
I proudly announce that purged members of the daily - diminishing Labor party have found a new home - Geoff Seidner's Purged Labor Party [PULP]
All the Labor values are intact - the basic principle being that they can now easily promulgate leftist dogma - without worrying about being rational. Economically or otherwise.
It has been the raison d'etre of the left that they are incapable of winning any fair argument.
And Hawke demanded decades ago the donkey vote because Labor voters were / are 'disadvantaged.'
These are no longer issues for Crean's cadres partly because all earlier policies - social justice, NBN, illegal immigrants, budget deficits, climate lunacy - and even Julia's caterwauling will not be heard on PULP premises - a real Julia - free zone.
This is our glorious revolutionary manifesto.
- We demand that the Macquarie dictionary
- purge the purge word: we demand that the Stalinist connotation be removed.
- We demand from Macquarie that we be able to market our proletarian purged / detoxified policies without the Joseph Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili corollary.
- These are true Labored values - and we demand egalitarian clear - air to sell them.
- UP THE WORDSMITHS!