I have just been appointed Julia
Gillard’s campaign manager.
We warn Tony Abbott that it is
on!
We
may have lost the adult vote – 29% and sinking – but we start
immediately appealing to the Jelly - Belly
kindies!
It is so cheap – and we can avoid the
previous management’s error of diminishing the university vote in favour of
teenagers!
The school kids are too old anyway – they would never vote for
us.
Indeed we may wish to appeal to unweaned babies. Macquarie dictionary and the Electoral Commission have agreed in transposing gurgles into votes!
Geoff Seidner
Indeed we may wish to appeal to unweaned babies. Macquarie dictionary and the Electoral Commission have agreed in transposing gurgles into votes!
Geoff Seidner
13
Alston Gr East St Kilda 3183
03
9525 9299
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