Friday 25 January 2013

Hello Jon Faine I am sorry that my parody of you...


From: g87
Sent: Friday, January 25, 2013 11:56 AM
Subject: APOLOGY TO JON FAINE
Please refer to link.
GS
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Hello Jon Faine
I am sorry that my parody of yourself [see below] was such as to make it impossible for you to respond: I am not able to solve this problem. The left - of which you are a proud card - carrying member are not known for having a sense of perspective or  humour.

Indeed - taking any argument postulated by skilled conservatives - you are always found out: socialism is absurd. They do not like things measurable, accountable - preferring waffle.

Kindly prove one of your luvvies  major policies to be viable / correct - whatever basis you wish to espouse where matters measurable are indeed extant / can be held to account?
Or the obverse - which is really the same - prove any of my entries in my blogs to be in error! 

Oh dear!

THIS IS COURAGEOUS OF ME - THINK OF IT: ALL I NEED MAKE IS ONE DEFINABLE ERROR OR ILLOGICALITY!
AND YOU OF COURSE HAVE MADE HUNDREDS - FROM WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION - TO ECONOMIC [IR]RATIONALISM - TO CLIMATE LUNACY - TO GAY MATTERS - why you cannot loose, Jon!


Make sure that it is clear and specific - and then I will respond.
I guess gay marriage - and all attendant rubbish -  will be too difficult for you now that I blew it away. ESPECIALLY IF YOU OPEN THE LINKS HEREIN. Bettina makes great reading; how sad for you.

I am not able to solve this problem: I could make some terrible faux pas and thus tempt you.
But that would not not be much fun - as playing hypothetical devil's advocate is not much of a defence.



BETTINA ARNDT: children with same-sex parents

Sunday 4/12/11 Remember the voting majority, Labo...

Regards
Geoff Seidner



From: g87
Sent: Thursday, January 24, 2013 2:05 PM
Subject: Attention Jon Faine
Hello Jon
This morning at 10.59 am on radio 774 you had a caller saying that homosexual sexual relations are ‘’not normal.’’
It took you a few seconds for you to come up with this rejoinder:
‘’Are you saying that it is sexual assault?’’

There was no opportunity for the non – brilliant caller to respond: the news intervened. Maybe that is why you put him on air at this time?
There were lots of lovey callers -= and you - extolling the homosexual lifestyle: you should send me the text of the 30 mins before this caller: it may cause me to look differently on the next guy who winks at me!!!

I have a problem with what you did to this non – brilliant caller. It was outrageous.

Not only did your flimsy trite comment not follow on, it was absurdly unfair as it is simply NOT 'normal'!
By any criterion it is not normal” - it is not normal because the vast majority of homo sapiens ARE ‘normal’ – and gays / lesbians: whatever you call those people who are attracted to the same sex – are indeed not normal – in any context. 99 to 1!!
This term you deem to be pejorative – and maybe it is.
It is not my intention to go into a prolix discussion as to whether the caller intended it so.
Probably he did.
Irrelevant.
That is his bias to have; mine is that nice young gays and lesbians should be able to get together...
Poor humour attempted.

I understand it cannot be; they like doing what they do – I intend to not discuss it.

BUT – I verily tell you Jon – that their respective liaisons – if replicated by the 99% of the population – would result in the ignominious end of the human race!
They of course could all indulge in IVF / sperm – donation – but of course this hypothetical attempt to save humanity would be as silly as the idea that children of gay unions are happy to be so accursed!
Kids can be cruel at hypothetical sleep – overs, Jon! Sarcasm intended – if you get it Jon.

THEY HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO INSIST IN THEIR SAD REFRAINS ABOUT HOW HAPPY THEY ARE, JON!!
WHAT ELSE DO YOU EXPECT THEM TO SAY? HOW DO YOU GET AT THEIR REAL FEELINGS, JON?
THERE MUST BE MAJOR PAPERS ON THIS SOMEWHERE – NOT DIFFICULT TO FIND IF I COULD BE BOTHERED. BUT DO NOT LOOK ON THE DRUM – ABC LEFTIST SITE OF ALL THINGS OF THE PROGRESSIVES, THERE WILL SURELY BE BRILLIANT PAPERS WHICH DEBUNKS THE LEFT’S FURPHY EXTRAORDINAIRE.
BUT IT HAS WORKED – BECAUSE MOST PEOPLE ARE NOT BRILLIANT JON!! But I digressed.

SO – let it be understood – THEY AIN’T NORMAL! PERIOD

Please do not argue the decimal point toss – and insist that they represent 10% – I have no time for statistical tomfoolery leading gays regularly indulge in. It is outside of the domain of this epistle.
IT STILL WOULD NOT MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE – YOU WERE OUT OF ORDER!
Kindly confirm that you will at least try to not be so unfair to people you do not agree with. Apologies for being patronizing: I cannot help it.

Geoff Seidner
13 Alston Gr
East St Kilda 3183
03 9 525 9299








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